Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
what's the definition of trust?
homoosesexual: oncelerswaifu: kiango: voluptuousrandy: two cannibals giving each other blowjobs. omg thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read #this brings a whole new meaning to eating someone out
Rooster Teeth Short - Secret Door
Gavin: I just had this really weird conversation with Gus.
Burnie: Oh yeah? He was probably hitting on you. Wouldn't be offended by that, it was bound to happen eventually.
Gavin: What? No-
Burnie: I'm just saying you're a good looking guy, that kind of thing happens to good looking guys- I really wouldn't know about it..
Gavin: No I-
Burnie: I know you're not good looking good looking, I'm just saying you know you have that crazy accent that goes a long way. Plus you've got that weird ass Euro hair cut.
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