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Different species' reactions to new technology
Turians: Does it have have bullets?
Quarians: Can we use it to destroy the Geth?
Geth: Can we use it to stop the Creators from destroying us?
Volus: Will it make me money?
Elcor: Curious inquiry: will it make us talk faster?
Asari: Can I use it to seem superior?
Salarians: Can I keep it secret?
Drell: Does it have a scope?
Krogan: Does it cure the genophage? No? Can I headbutt it then?
Humans: Can I fuck it?
Reapers: lolno. Nice try, though.
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